BEN: On my friend Dan... I was sleepwalking. When he woke up, he shoved my head out the window and yelled at me. I don’t remember anything, but that’s what he says.

HARRY: In the Royal Box (where the
Queen sits) at Newbury Racecourse.

BILLY: In the front seat of my Dad’s brand new car, a 1997 Bonneville. I was high on acid, and I blamed it on the family dog.

PETE: In a homeless hostel in Medway—the inbreeding
capitol of the UK.

MEL: In a tea kettle at my ex-boyfriend’s house. I was sleepwalking, and I just lifted the lid and peed. Then I put the lid back on and went back to bed.

TAMARA: Behind a carwash gas station in Oakland, CA at 3am.

GENEVIEVE: In a bathtub at a party. There was no other option.

SCOOTER: Um... I think in my car.

MARTY: In the alley behind Medusa’s night club.

LINDSAY: I peed on some tires.