JOSH: “Snackazin.” It would give me the power to have different condiments come out of each of my fingers.

SERGIO & WANDA : “Wavecatcher.” It instantly transports you to the best surfing location on the West Coast.

JOE: “Witagra.” A pill that allows you to come up with witty reponses to questions like these.

PETE: “Move.” It allows you to go anywhere on the planet in a split second. Right now I would go to Mt. Kilimanjaro.

MAREK: "Float." When you take it you can levitate off the ground and fly. Side effects are insomnia and dehydration. The best thing about it is that you never have to drive anywhere ever again.

SUSAN: “Lobotomy.” Don't you want all the bliss and someone to change your diapers too?? Wait...that drug already exists—it's called Thorazine.

JESSICA: “The Bekelex State Building.” In addition to enormous amount of energy, the drug will give you flawless memory of everything you’ve learned and experienced.

LORI: A drug that would make every woman want me—but not too much—I just want her to want me a little bit—once she looks at me, I can make her want me more. It would be called “Lori,” of course.

LARRY: “Tolerax.” It would allow people to be more tolerant of others.

LYNN: “Rakastaa.” It would make you feel like you in love all the time.

LYNDON: "Happy Tab" or "Life Tab." It would make you happy and your feelings would resemble all the best memories in your life.

TAMARA: “U-4-ee-yah.” It puts you in a state of euphoria, so you enjoy music more, and you especially get more enjoyment out of the movies "Friday" "Army of Darkness" and "Fast & Furious"