Tablet Magazine #95 - Columns - Seattle Behind the Bars

Seattle Behind the Bars

Theresa the "Cocktail Faery" Bartends at JAI THAI 235 Broadway Ave E Happy Hour, Wed-Monday, 5-7pm, 10pm-midnight

With its Asian-themed décor, Jai Thai is an oasis from the hustle and bustle of Broadway. Terrific Theresa is the sassy and entertaining barkeep who serves up wit and killer drinks like “Monty’s Famous Jello Shots.” Only 8 months old, Jai Thai on Broadway has a huge dance floor with DJs that has seen its fair share of drunken escapades.

What’s your favorite drink to make? Mouthful of Cum. What’s your least favorite drink to make? Orange Drop. What’s the one thing a customer can do that bugs you? Be rude and pushy in a long line. Mentally, they’re put in the back of the line. Who’s the one person you would want to have a drink with? The Mad Hatter because I’m obsessed with “Alice In Wonderland”. What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen on the dance floor? We had a decorated 8 foot penis by the Christmas Tree and a birthday boy was dancing with it. What is the biggest misconception of being a bartender? That people can hit on you and that it’s appropriate. What’s your one regret? I try not to regret

2ND AVE PIZZA 2015 2nd Ave (206.956.0489)

9LB HAMMER 6009 Airport Way S

BADA LOUNGE 2230 First Ave (206.374.8717)

BAD JUJU LOUNGE 1518 11th Ave (206.709.9951)

THE BALTIC ROOM 1207 Pine St (206.625.4444) — thebalticroom.com

BARÇA 1510 11th Ave (206.325,8263) — barcaseattle.com

CAFÉ VENUS/MARS BAR 609 Eastlake Ave E (206.624.4516)

CAPITOL HILL ARTS CENTER 1621 12th Ave (206.568.0728)

CATWALK 172 S Washington St (206.622.1863) — catwalkclub.net

CENTRAL SALOON 207 1st Ave South (206.622.0209) — centralsaloon.com

CENTURY BALLROOM 915 E Pine St, 2nd floor (206.324.7263)

CHA CHA LOUNGE 506 E Pine St (206.329.1101 )

CHAPEL 1600 Melrose Ave (206.447.4180) — thechapelbar.com

CHOP SUEY 1325 E Madison St (206.324.8000) — chopsuey.com

CLUB MEDUSA 2218 Western Ave (206.448.8887)

COMET TAVERN 922 E Pike St (206.323.9853)

CONOR BYRNE 5140 Ballard Ave NW (206.784.3640 )

CONTOUR 807 1st Ave (206.447.7704) — clubcontour.com

CROCODILE CAFÉ 2200 2nd Ave (206.441.5611) — thecrocodile.com

DEEP DOWN LOUNGE 126 S Jackson St (206.682.3242)

DUBLINER PUB 3517 Fremont Ave N (206.548.1508)

EXPERIENCE MUSIC PROJECT 325 5th Ave N (206.EMP.LIVE)

FENIX UNDERGROUND 109 S Washington St — fenixunderground.com

FIDDLER’S INN 9219 35th Avenue NW (206.525.0752)

THE FUN HOUSE 206 5th Ave N (206.374.8400)

GARAGE 1134 Broadway Ave (206.322.2296)

GRACELAND 109 Eastlake Ave E (206.381.3094)

HELL’S KITCHEN 3829 6th Ave, Tacoma (253.759.6003)

THE HIDEAWAY 2219 Fourth Ave (206.441.0464)

HONEY HOLE 703 E Pike St (206.709.1399)

HOPVINE PUB 507 15th Ave E (206.328.3120)

LAST SUPPER CLUB 124 S Washington St (206.748.9975)

LAVA LOUNGE 2226 2nd Ave (206.441.5660)

LINDA’S 707 E Pine St (206.325.1220)

LO_FI PERFORMANCE GALLERY 429b Eastlake Ave E — lofiseattle.org

LOBO SALOON 433 Eastlake Ave E (206.223.9204)

LOTTIE MOTTS 4900 Rainier Ave S (206.725.8199)

MANRAY 514 E Pine St (206.568.0750)

MERCURY 1009 E Union St (206.328.9481)

MONA’S BISTRO AND LOUNGE 6421 Latona Ave NE (206.526.1188)

THE MONKEY PUB 5305 Roosevelt Way NE (206.523.6457)

NEIGHBOURS 1509 Broadway (206.324.5358)

NEUMOS 925 E Pike St (206.769.9467) — neumos.com

NOC NOC 1516 Second Ave (206.223.1333)

OZZIES 105 W Mercer St (206.284.4618)

PATTI SUMMERS 94 Pike St (206.621.8555)

POLESTAR MUSIC GALLERY 1412 18th Ave (206.329.4224)

R PLACE 619 E Pine St (206.322.8828) — rplaceseattle.com

RAINBOW 722 NE 45th St (206.634.1761) — therainbowlivemusic.com

RE-BAR 1114 Howell St (206.233.9873) — rebarseattle.com

RENDEZVOUS 2322 2nd Ave (206.441.5823)

ROCKSPORT 4209 SW Alaska St (206.935.5838) — rocksport.net

ROSEBUD 719 E Pike St (206.323.6636)

SCARLET TREE 6521 Roosevelt Wy NE (206.523.7153)

SEATTLE EAGLE 314 E Pike St (206.621.7591) — seattleeagle.com

SHORTY’S 2222 Second Ave (206.441.5449) — shortydog.com

SHOWBOX 1426 1st Ave (206.628.3151) — showboxonline.com

STUDIO SEVEN 110 S Horton St (206.442.2993)

SUITE G 513 N 36th St (206.632.5656) — suiteg.com

SUNSET TAVERN 5433 Ballard Ave NW (206.784.4880) — sunsettavern.com

TIMBERLINE 1828 Yale Ave

TIN HAT 512 NW 65th St (206.782.2770)

TOST 513 N 36th St (206.547.0240 ) — tostlounge.com

TRACTOR TAVERN 5213 Ballard Avenue NW (206.789.3599)

VICEROY 2332 2nd Ave (206.956.8423)

VOGUE 1516 11th Ave (206.324.5778) — vogueseattle.com

WILDROSE 1021 E Pike St (206.324.9210) wildrose.com

ZIG ZAG 1501 Western Ave (206.625.1146)