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In a city this small it can be a bit taxing to find someone that all your friends haven’t fucked first. That’s why it’s important to look to the constant stream of imports coming onto our turf—there is a world of untapped booty which can be touched with a simple extension into their native tongue. Many of us know hard it can be making that first move when you don’t know the language. Constantly translating in your head prior, to sound cool, then having it come out like a bad joke at your expense. So why not reach past the same five social scenes and go for it. Use the guide below to welcome visitors who are waiting for an open invitation into our hearts or beds. I promise if you memorize some of these clever wooing phases you will never have to hit those sloppy Seattle seconds again. (Phrases written phonetically.)
FRENCH
Tu e sol? = Are you alone?
Vuzatande kelkon?= Are you expecting someone?
Vuzet libra se suar? = Are you free tonight?
On bua kelke shoz? = Wanna get a drink?
Vuzabite she vo paran? = Do you live with your folks?
Je kele shoze a vu dir. = I have something to tell you.
Vu me pleze boku. = I like you, a lot.
Je me san bien avek tua. = I feel good with you.
U eskon potale pur finir la suare? = Where can we go to finish the evening?
ITALIAN
Disturbo? = Am I disturbing you?
Ti vorrei parlare. = I’d like to talk with you.
Posso offrirle un caffe? = Can I offer you a coffee?
Andiamo a ballare? = Wanna go dancing?
Hai degli occhi bellissimi. = You have beautiful eyes.
Voglio bacciarte! = I want to kiss you!
Quanti anni hai? = How old are you?
ARABIC
Ana kaad etalem arabe. = I am learning Arabic.
Ana beheb felestine! = I love Palestine!
Ana bet hellwa. = I am very cute.
Hub algemel demen saab. = To love a cute person is hard.
Ana ahella bint fe alalem. = I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
Taal sheel gamese! = Take my shirt off!
SPANISH
Megusta las tetas. = I like your tits.
Tienes un culo del cielo. = You have a heavenly ass.
Tu novio es un hombre afortunado. = Your boyfriend is a lucky man.
No tienes novio? = Oh, you don’t have
a boyfriend?
Puedes ayudarme con esta botella de peach schnapps? = Can you help me with this bottle of peach schnapps?
Donde esta la mas cerca playa nuda? = Where is the closest nude beach?
Quieres acompanarme? = Want to come with me?
°Quitate tu camisa! = Take off your shirt!
°Casate conmigo, te amo! = Marry me, I love you!
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