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Vancouver, BC on $250

Words: Deuce La Cock


Even though the US dollar has lost a significant amount of its value over the last few years, making a vacation to Canada not quite the great bargain it once was, you can still make your travel dollars stretch farther in Vancouver than they would if you were traveling Stateside. Based on current exchange rates (which fluctuate daily—check xe.com/ucc), your $250 American will get you $307 Canadian to spend up north. (Note: All prices in this article are in Canadian dollars.)

You and a partner can stay at the charming Buchan Hotel in the West End (1906 Haro St, buchanhotel.com) during the low season (October 1-April 30) for only $45, if you’re willing to share a bathroom down the hall. The rooms are quite nice and the hotel is in a beautiful residential neighborhood. Be a diva and have a room with your own bathroom for only $70 a night. Either way, it’s a bargain.

For daytime trips, you can’t beat a relaxing picnic lunch on English Bay or a walk through the large Chinatown. The aquarium in Vancouver’s Stanley Park (845 Avison Way) is one of the best I’ve ever been to. You can see baby Beluga whales, otters rolling in the water and what has to be the largest aquarium in the world, filled with hundreds of species of animals. It’s a bit pricey at $16.50 (open 365 days a year), but it’s a beautiful place and well worth the long, leisurely stroll through Stanley Park it takes to get there.

Eating well in Vancouver is easy to do on the cheap. If you’re on the touristy Robson St head to the west end to find Hon's Wun-Tun House (1339 Robson St; also at #108-268 Keefer St). This nondescript authentic Chinese restaurant is more like a noodle factory—there are about a half dozen kitchen-like cooking stations ready to fill up hundreds of customers with amazing homemade noodles of every size, as well as wontons to die for. A steaming bowl of noodles and vegetables will set you back about $6. For sweets lovers, no trip to Vancouver is ever complete without a trip to Cupcakes (1116 Denman), a mini-Taj Mahal dedicated to nothing but big, fluffy, pastel-colored cupcakes ($2-5). They are amazing and their mounds of icing (lemon, peanut butter, cream cheese) can work wonders for obtaining that late-night, post-drinking rush of energy needed to keep the party going.

For a good, cheap time (and I certainly mean cheap in every possible way), then you can’t do better/worse than the Dufferin (900 Seymour). If you’re into sketchy hustler bars filled with lecherous old men, dirty young men, toothless bar maidens threatening to pull their knives out, frightening striptease shows and cheap mugs of beer (and, of course, I am), then this is heaven for you. Seriously, you just haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a skinny white guy in black-face, stripping to a Sammy Davis number while twirling a cane and a top hat. It’s a great mix of ages (20 and 80, and me), sexual preferences (paid and unpaid, that is), and a whole room dedicated to karaoke, when singing along to the seedy music of life in the other rooms gets too much for you. But don’t be a baby—dive in and have a great time; you can always be wholesome tomorrow at the aquarium.


BOTTOM LINE: FISH AND CUPCAKES, HUSTLERS AND WONTONS AND SHARING YOUR BATHROOM ARE ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN IN THE CITY UP NORTH.




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