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Las Vegas on $250

Words: Dan Halligan


Vegas may have gone upscale, but you can still have fun in Sin City on a budget. Save money on accommodations by staying off the strip. The Lady Luck on Fremont is just the place for low-rollers like you! The rooms may be broken-in, but they’re clean and comfy. The service is good, the drinks cheap, and they do have a pool. Plus it’s on Fremont; that’s old Vegas baby, where it’s cheap to shop and party ‘til you drop. A two-night weekday stay can be had for around $40 a night through travelworm.com or cheapotravel.com. I totally enjoyed my stay at this hotel.

Save on transportation by taking the 109 bus from the airport to the Downtown Transit Center. It’s $1 and drops you four blocks from your hotel. Over your stay, factor in one $12 round-trip taxi to the strip and one $10 monorail pass. Or skip the pass, take the bus, shuttles, or walk.

In Vegas every hotel has a gimmick—there’s tons of free entertainment! The better stuff includes Fremont’s light show, Treasure Island’s pirate show, Imperial Palace’s auto show, Circus Circus’ circus acts, Bellagio’s water show, Rio’s Mardi Gras parade and the Mirage’s volcano and tigers. For shopping get your Vegas schwag on Fremont, $10 goes a long way there.

The cheapest food in town is advertised on huge signs, you’ll spot ‘em easily. Casino delis have insane specials—the Lady Luck has a $0.99 hot dog and beer, the Gold Rush has $2 steak and eggs, El Cortez has a $2 breakfast…get the picture? Seek out the deals and easily eat on $10 a day.

Vegas is all about gambling, and who knows, you might even get lucky! On a budget, stick to the penny and nickel slots on Fremont. El Cortez has $3 Blackjack and its sleazy, desperate atmosphere is a nice change from the strip’s glitz. On the strip, Casino Royale is the low-roller spot. On a budget, limit your gambling losses to $10 a day and save your cash for getting loaded!

Need more sin? Mosey over to Girls of Glitter Gulch on Fremont. When they say free, they’ve neglected to mention the two $8 beers they’ll make you buy inside. Still, it’s really not a bad deal for an hour’s worth of boobs. Sit along the runway and get some breast in your face for $1… the coconut oil is free!

In Vegas you can drink everywhere, so buy a cheap beer in the store next to a casino rather than inside. The cheapest liquor store is at the Gold Coast (catch a free shuttle there from the Barbary Coast). You get free drinks when you gamble; be sure to tip if you want them to keep coming. Look for drink specials, too. Cheaper places have $1 beers and the Westward Ho has a 99-cents 27ounce margarita! Don’t be afraid to ask about “free stuff,” which can range from key chains to food, drink, and gambling coupons. If you’re trying to get comped a free meal, stick to lower-rent casinos.

When I hit Vegas I tend to drop a lot more money on booze, food and gambling than I would on this limited budget, but if you stick to these guidelines, it’s definitely not hard to have a fun three-day stay on $250.


BOTTOM LINE: STEAK AND EGGS, BOOBS AND BEER ANDLOW-RENT CASINOS ARE ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN IN THE CITY OF SIN.




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