(John Mathias)

In the spirit of Choose Your Own Adventure, the classic (and newly reissued) series from our childhood in which a single misstep could mean death by yeti, ghost, or Royal Bengal tiger, join us on this expedition of horror. At the bottom of each page, you’ll find several choices. Click on the one that appeals to you. If you want to return to the beginning, click on the story’s title at the top of the page. So, without further ado, embark on the greatest and most terrifying journey known to mankind: parenthood.

Click the image below to get started.