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The Gallivanting Spatula

Words Jews use

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Not long ago, Tablet editor Alana Newhouse asked Jeffrey Goldberg, of The Atlantic, when he would be able to travel to New York from Washington to finish a Tablet Magazine project. He hemmed and hawed; she sighed.

“Well, whenever you’re finished gallivanting around Washington, come up here so we can finish,” she said, wearily.

“ ‘Gallivanting’?” Goldberg asked. “Who says ‘gallivanting’?”

“Jews,” Newhouse responded.

“Only Jews?” Goldberg asked.

“Only Jews,” Newhouse said.

“Like ‘appetizing’ as a noun?” Goldberg said.

“Yes,” Newhouse said. “And ‘mauve.’ Or ‘sideboard.’ ”

“And ‘drapery,’ ” Goldberg added.

“We could make a list,” Newhouse said. (more…)

Today on Tablet

Roth day, Beck-ian scholarship, and more

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Today in Tablet Magazine, books critic Adam Kirsch reviews Philip Roth’s new novel, Nemesis, while contributing editor Eryn Loeb uses the occasion as an excuse to devour Roth’s ouevre, which she had previously ignroed. Michelle Goldberg exposes Glenn Beck’s favorite “historian,” David Barton. Please consider giving Man Booker Prize-nominated Howard Jacobson’s ping-pong profile, which we have published for the first time stateside, a read: It’s long, but absolutely fantastic. Which doesn’t mean you should skip The Scroll!

Jews in the Senior Chamber

Rating the candidates’ chances

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Sens. Ron Wyden (L) and Chuck Schumer (R).(Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Democratic politicians are bracing for big losses three weeks from today. According to election-predicting honcho Nate Silver (to whom many apologies), eight senators are likely to turnover their seats. According to The Scroll, three are Members of the Tribe: Russ Feingold, Michael Bennet, and Arlen Specter—who in fact did lose his seat in the primary.

Barbara Boxer’s chances have improved; she is likely to hold her California seat. Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer and Ron Wyden seem favorites to keep theirs. On the other hand, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal will likely gain a seat, while challengers Lee Fisher, Rodney Glassman, and Paul Hodes are too far behind to recover. There are 14 Jewish senators; next year, there could be eight, 17, or something in between.

CONNECTICUT
Jewish candidate: Richard Blumenthal (D).
Opponent: Linda McMahon (R).
Who’s going to win? In the bag for Blumenthal.
Main issue: The Blumenthal campaign, with a few dangerous bumps, has successfully kept the race a contest between two biographies, rather than a debate over national issues. Both candidates are familiar faces to voters by now: Blumenthal because he’s been attorney general since 1990, McMahon because she pretend-kicked a guy in the nuts on television (presumably harming herself in key demographics). Anyway, there just aren’t enough undecided voters left to swing this one.
Fun fact: If/when Blumenthal wins, Connecticut will be the third state to have two Jewish senators. California (if Boxer holds on, which she likely will) and Wisconsin (if Feingold holds on, which he likely won’t) would be the other two. (more…)

Daybreak: What’s He Really Up To?

Plus Paladino and his rabbi, and more in the news

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Netanyahu on Sunday.(Gali Tibbon-Pool/Getty Images)

• The loyalty oath, the freeze offer … is Prime Minister Netanyahu trying to make peace, or shore up his right flank? [NYT]

• President Ahmadinejad arrives in Lebanon tomorrow even as officials there have tried to downplay the visit. [LAT]

• Excellent reporting on how New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino ended up talking to Brooklyn Hasidim in the first place. [NYT]

• Dubai police disclosed that two months ago someone who played “a key role in the killing” of Hamas operative Mahmoud al-Mabhouh was arrested, though they won’t say for what, by whom, or what nationality he is. [Haaretz]

• Sanctions have taken a genuine toll even on Iran’s day-to-day economy. [WSJ]

• A committee-approved bill to require a national referendum for land cessions in the West Bank and the Golan still faces important opposition: From both Labor Defense Minister Ehud Barak and Likud Knesset Speaker Reuven Rivlin. [JPost]

Sundown: Bibi’s Deal Nixed

Plus Jon Stewart’s two sides, and more

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Jon Stewart at the Emmys last year.(Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

• Prime Minister Netanyahu offered, and the Palestinian Authority rejected, a deal under which he would extend the settlement freeze in exchange for recognition of Israel as a Jewish state. [WP]

Carl Paladino may be preparing to call his gubernatorial rival, Andrew Cuomo, anti-Semitic, on the grounds that he named Russell Simmons, who has hosted Louis Farrakhan, to an honorary position on his campaign. I once saw Russell Simmons at a restaurant—what does that make me? [Daily Intel]

• This is the best thing I have ever read about Jon Stewart. [Jewish Journal]

• Todd Gitlin and Nissim Calderon argue against an Israeli academic boycott. [Entanglements]

• A profile of Hewlett-Packard’s new Jewish, Hebrew-speaking CEO, Léo Apotheker. [Ynet]

• This has nothing to do with Jewishness, but boy oh boy should you read this article. [Guardian]

Today is National Coming Out Day. Here is probably the most famous, albeit quasi-fictional, coming out ever. Totally forgot Jeremy Piven was on this show!

True to Form

How our teams fared yesterday

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Eli Manning hands off to Ahmad Bradshaw.(Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

The Washington Redskins and the New York Giants are both 3-2, but their paths have been quite different. The Redskins have played in two of the NFL’s four overtime games this season, and two more of their games went down to the wire. By contrast, the smallest scoring margin of any Giants game, win or loss, this season was 13 points—nearly two touchdowns. Both teams won yesterday, and both did so in their respective typical fashions.

The Green Bay Packers came to D.C. as, one-quarter of the way through the season (say that ain’t so), the tentatively declared best team in the NFC, and through the first three quarters—after which the Packers held a 13-3 lead playing on the road against a good defense—that looked plausible. But the Skins, led by veteran Donovan McNabb at the top of his form, were able to come back, and, with the aid of a missed 53-yard Packers field goal (which isn’t exactly luck—53 yards is very long, especially outdoors!), tie the game at the end of regulation. The Skins held the Packers, who won the coin toss, and then drove down to give their kicker a 33-yarder, which he sank for the win. Final score of the Lombardi Bowl (these are the only two teams the great Vince Lombardi head-coached): 16-13. (more…)

JDate for Institutions

JData hopes to make community info broadly accessible

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Like the similarly sounding JDate, JData busies itself with Jewish continuity. But rather than play virtual shadchan to young Jewish professionals in the hopes that they end up on the New York Times wedding page (and later have circumcised baby boys), JData, a project funded by the Jim Joseph Foundation and developed by the Cohen Center for Modern Jewish Studies at Brandeis University, is trying to make the collection and analysis of data from Jewish day schools, supplementary programs (i.e., Hebrew schools), overnight and day camps, and campus Hillel houses more transparent and readily available to Jewish institutions, large and small (access to the database is free). They hope this will help both institutions and researchers better identify trends and allocate resources for the future.

The launch event, which was Friday at the Brandeis House on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, featured two of my favorite things: Punctuality and food. Instead of utilizing the survey model, JData allows organizations to upload their basic information—such as enrollment numbers and expenditures per pupil—and quickly receive reports answering specific questions. JData also allows an organization to compare its data to the rest of the community (though this information appears as an aggregate to protect privacy). (more…)

Boy From the North Country

Buy a historic bar mitzvah site

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(BobDylan.com)

If you have $119,000 to kill, you could be the proud owner of the house at 2320 West Second Street, Hibbing, Minnesota, that, in a prior incarnation, was Agudath Achim Synagogue and the site of the young Robert Zimmerman’s bar mitzvah.

Below, Zimmerman, under a new name, sings a song he once heard in Utah, which may sound familiar.

House of the Rising Son: Site of Bob Dylan’s Bar Mitzvah for Sale [Arts Beat]

NY Candidate Gay-Bashes to Orthodox Applause

And today blames hottest lines on Jewish leaders

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Carl Paladino yesterday.(Kathy Willens/AP/NYT)

Carl Paladino, the Republicans’ gubernatorial candidate in New York, said some pretty mean things about gay people yesterday. “I don’t want [our children] brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option—it isn’t,” he said. He added, of Democratic candidate (and state attorney general) Andrew Cuomo, “I didn’t march in the gay parade this year—the gay pride parade this year. My opponent did, and that’s not the example we should be showing our children.” In a twist that makes this look both better and worse, he did not say a line that appeared in his prepared text: “There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual.”

And he said it all, to applause, to Orthodox Jewish leaders at Congregation Shaarei Chaim in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. (Other major applause lines were anti-immigration and pro-“religious citizens.”)

Moreover, this morning Paladino has taken to the airwaves—in a state where 58 percent of residents advocate same-sex marriage, and with a gigantic city that has, shall we say, a not insubstantial gay population—to say that the most red-meat of the lines (including the one about “dysfunctional homosexuality”) were actually inserted by Jewish leaders, who, he added, “went too far.” (more…)

Today on Tablet

Singing of a land long gone, and more

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Today in Tablet Magazine, singer-songwriter Clare Burson, who latest song cycle is inspired by her grandmother’s experience in pre-Holocaust Germany, is the Vox Tablet podcat guest. We talk to Man Booker Prize-shortlisted novelist Howard Jacobson. Parenting columnist Marjorie Ingall celebrates Nicole Hollander, a pioneering feminist comics artist still going strong three decades later. Josh Lambert offers his weekly round-up of forthcoming books of note. The Scroll goes into full-fledged autumn mode.

The Ping-Pong Wizard

Howard Jacobson is the underdog but our favorite

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(Jewish Chronicle)

The Man Booker Prize will be awarded to one of six books tomorrow, and the tea leaves suggest that Tom McCarthy’s C will win. Tablet Magazine’s official nominee, however, remains Howard Jacobson’s The Finkler Question. This is the British Jewish novelist’s first appearance on the shortlist (he has made several longlists), and if he pulls off an upset tomorrow, pleaes tell your friends that the place to go for all things Jacobson is the daily magazine of Jewish life and culture you hold in your virtual hands.

Today, we have an interview with Jacobson, in which he talks about his new novel, his old novel, his country, his people’s country, and his first love—which happens to be ping-pong.

Speaking of! We’re also extremely pleased to publish, for the first time in the United States, Jacobson’s 1999 profile of American table tennis champion Marty Reisman.

As for The Finkler Question itself: Books critic Adam Kirsch sung its merits last week.

Haven’t had your fill? Listen below to hear Jacobson discuss Israel and intone its name many, many times.

Related: The Plot Against England [Tablet Magazine]
Smash [Tablet Magazine]
Mirror Images [Tablet Magazine]
Earlier:Jacobson’s ‘Finkler’ Makes Man Booker Shortlist

Daybreak: Cabinet Passes Loyalty Oath

Plus Iran admits to being spied on, and more in the news

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The cabinet meets yesterday.(Gali Tibbon-Pool/Getty Images)

• The Israeli cabinet overwhelmingly approved a controversial bill that would require non-Jewish aspirational citizens to declare allegiance to the “Jewish and democratic state.” It will be up for a Knesset vote. [NYT]

• The Arab League has given the United States one month to coax Israel into re-freezing West Bank construction before it endorses shutting down peace talks. [LAT]

• Turns out that some of the problems Iran has been having with its nuclear program are related to Western sabotage after all. [LAT]

• Completely unrelatedly, Iran said it is ready to return to the negotiating table. [Laura Rozen]

• The talk of Israel has been just-declassified behind-the-scenes transcripts of discussions among Israeli leadership in the early, dark days ofr 1973’s Yom Kippur War. [NYT]

• Opposition Leader Tzipi Livni called on Prime Minister Netanyahu to reinstitute the freeze. [Haaretz]

Sundown: Abbas Wins Backing for Talks Halt

Plus Palestinian studies at Columbia, and more

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Columbia University.(Wikipedia)

• The Arab League backed President Abbas’s suspension of peace talks pending a freeze extension. [Haaretz]

• The IDF killed two senior Hamas operatives in Hebron, in the West Bank, drawing (eminently not-Hamas) Prime Minister Fayyad’s condemnation. [NYT]

• Our very own Liel Leibovitz chats about his new book, The Chosen Peoples. [The Jewish Star]

• Hezbollah continues to train in Syria. [Haaretz]

• Columbia University initiated a first-of-its-kind Center for Palestine Studies, co-directed by Professor Rashid Khalidi. There is little if any controversy surrounding it, although the David Project has yet to make a documentary about it. [Forward]

• If you’re in the mood for some off-color but orthodox Freudian sex advice, Bambi Shlomovich is your new girl (on) Friday. [Jewcy]

Shalom Rubashkin was convicted of massive financial fraud. So naturally he is worthy of a “We Are The World”-style tribute.

A Revised Take on Palestinian Refugees

Essay enhances indictment of post-’48 Arab governments

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A fascinating scholarly essay crossed my transom, and I’d like to recommend it as a weekend read. It concerns the famous quotation, “Arab leaders don’t give a damn whether the refugees live or die.” As the right-of-return continues to be a central Palestinian demand, the issue remains resonant. The line is commonly attributed to one Ralph Galloway, a British U.N. official who tried to tackle the post-1948 Palestinian refugee crisis.

Except there was no Ralph Galloway. As authors Alexander H. Joffe and Asaf Romirowsky show, the statement was made by Lt. General Sir Alexander Galloway, a Scotsman who spent significant time in pre-Israel Palestine and, what’s more, had extensive experience dealing in refugee issues in post-World War II central Europe—where he served as nothing less than the commander-in-chief of British forces in Austria, where there were an estimated 138,000 refugees. In 1952, he was removed from his post at the U.N. Relief and Works Agency at Jordan’s request because he had so vocally agitated for Arab governments to assume a level of responsibility for Palestinian refugees commensurate with postwar European governments and displaced Germans, including Jews.

The authors conclude:

Misunderstanding the identity of Galloway blunts the importance of his 1952 statement. Galloway was no mere international civil servant or bureaucrat. His experience as a leader of complex organizations and administrator in highly political situations was second to none. Galloway was familiar with refugee crises far larger and more dire than the Palestinians, as well as related exigencies of conventional warfare and insurgencies. He had also contended with complex politics in colonies, occupied territories and between superpowers. What he had not encountered was a situation where nominally supportive states maintained refugees in that condition and where refugees themselves demanded to remain homeless pending an ever-receding chance for repatriation. …

The European experience Galloway brought to UNRWA, which must have seemed so fitting in prospect, developed in a wholly different context. When seen from the perspective of a British administrator like Galloway, who had helped facilitate the repatriation and resettlement of hundreds of thousands of refugees [in] the context of escalating political tensions, the Arab states’ response to the Palestinians and UNRWA was simply intolerable.

A Tale of Two Galloways [Middle Eastern Studies]

‘In A Small Café in a Big City’

Your Vox Tablet preview

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(Eric Molinsky)

There’s much to say about Monday’s Vox Tablet podcast, in which host Sara Ivry interviews singer-songwriter Clare Burson about her new album, Silver and Ash. The hauntingly beautiful song cycle culls the memories and memory lapses of Burson’s maternal grandmother, who departed Leipzig, Germany, on the morning of November 9, 1938, a few hours before the terror of Kristallnacht.

Memphis, Tennessee-born Burson is a classically trained violinist who has made detours into folk and bluegrass. You can learn more about her in the podcast, but for now, we’ll just leave you with a taste of her music:

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