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Latke Special Hits Upper West Side

Chef Bill Telepan makes a mean brisket, too

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Joan Nathan’s New York Times article today on Gentile chefs who cook Hanukkah food in deference to their Jewish spouses mentions Craft’s (and Top Chef’s) Tom Colicchio, cookbook author Sara Moulton, and Washington, D.C., chef Todd Gray. However, it leaves out Bill Telepan, whose eponymous restaurant is on Manhattan’s Upper West Side and whose wife, Tablet Magazine’s Liel Leibovitz has noted, is Jewish. Anyway, a Tablet Magazine reporter ran into Telepan last night, and he told us that during Hanukkah, his restaurant will serve his latkes topped with smoked salmon—“famous (according to my daughter),” his Website says. We don’t have the recipe (although the Times has Chef Paul O’Connell’s Red Flannel Potato Latkes), but if you want to cook Telepan’s Shredded Brisket Pasta, look no further than the video below.

Chef Telepan Reinvents the Brisket from Tablet Magazine on Vimeo.

At Hanukkah, Chefs Make Kitchen Conversions [NYT]

Today in Tablet

Hey hey, Orrin Hatch, you wrote us a song

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Today in Tablet Magazine, watch and listen to a recording of “Eight Days of Hanukkah,” a song written by Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) for the magazine. Contributor Jeffrey Goldberg explains the provenance of the song (Sen. Hatch, it seems, is a man of his word), and praises its lyrics as a rebellion against “the Adam Sandlerization of Judaism in America.” With due respect to Sandler, Philip Roth is much more the muse of The Scroll, which will have new posts throughout the day.

Brooklyn Neighborhood Becomes Test of Jewish Identity

Blog responds to NYT article on Midwood

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A New York Times article about the Midwood neighborhood of Brooklyn—specifically, the way in which the feel of the neighborhood has been altered by a recent influx of wealthy Orthodox Jews—has prompted a rather profound debate about Jewish identity on a neighborhood blog. On Saturday, The Ditmas Park Blog mentioned the article—the post was written by “Ben,” who, for what it’s worth, is Politico blogger Ben Smith—and the comments quickly turned to a fairly fascinating (if anonymous to semi-anonymous) discussion of the ethnic versus religious nature of being Jewish. It is interesting to think that what prompted the issue was not Jews’ dealing with a different group, but rather with one group of Jews dealing with a different group of Jews: though Orthodox Jews tend to be the ones building and buying the big new houses, the disappearing small old houses of Midwood are generally occupied by … secular Jews.

NYT Goes to Midwood [Ditmas Park Blog]
Where Prosperity Breeds Proximity [NYT]

Daybreak: U.S. Takes Different Tack on Jerusalem

Plus Bibi’s charge, Gentile latkes, and the Times covers Tablet

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• A diplomat distanced the United States from the European Union’s statement advocating negotiations on Jerusalem. “We believe this is a final-status issue,” he said. [Ynet]
• Prime Minister Benjamin Netayahu alleged that the Palestinians’ strategy is to delay negotiations indefinitely. He also warned that a failure to engage will result in no resolution. [Haaretz]
• One article profiles chefs who are Gentile but married to Jews, who learn how to cook Hanukkah delicacies, usually with a twist (sous vide brisket! sufganiyot with dulce de leche!). [NYT]
• A profile of Eddie Goldstein—“one of the last Jews in Boyle Heights”—tells the story of his neighborhood, which used to be the center of Los Angeles Jewish life but is now largely Hispanic, through the story of his life. [LAT]
• On a dare from journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), a Mormon, wrote a Hanukkah song. You can listen to it … on Tablet Magazine. [NYT]

Sundown: The NYT’s Exotic Philo-Semitism

Plus landing a White House invite, Dylan vs. Diamond, and more

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• Slate’s Jack Shafer examines the New York Times’s proclivity, evidenced in its weekend story about Montana (which we covered yesterday), for “hey-folks-we’ve-found-some-Jews-living-in-a-strange-place moments.” [Slate]
• “Is there jockeying?” a Jewish Democratic consultant says of the White House Hanukkah party guest list. “Oh my God, jockeying is a polite word.” [WaPo]
Heeb magazine compares the two new Christmas albums from non-Christian rock stars Neil Diamond and Bob Dylan. [Heeb]
• Despite U.S. researchers’ conclusion that the ostensible remains of Hitler in Russia’s possession contained female DNA, a Russian security service spokesman insisted that its jawbone and skull fragment were genuinely the Führer’s. [Haaretz]
• Check out an excerpt from 36 Arguments for the Existence of God, from Nextbook Press author Rebecca Newberger Goldstein. [Edge]

Jewish Orgs. Join Call to Slow Greenhouse Emissions

Statement directed at U.N. meeting in Copenhagen

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A Copenhagen church today.(Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images)

As the United Nations-sponsored meetings on climate change begin in Copenhagen, 22 prominent U.S. Jewish groups signed a joint statement supporting substantial change in how the world’s countries deal with greenhouse gas emissions and calling on participants to agree on aggressive action to combat global warming. Among the signers were the Reform, Reconstructionist, and Conservative movements; the American Jewish Committee; B’nai Brith; Hadassah; and the Jewish Council for Public Affairs. Something tells us that their statement was released in a different spirit than the recent arguments from the Municipal Environmental Associations of Judea and Samaria that the West Bank construction freeze, by halting the building of certain infrastructure, is anti-green.

Oh, and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will attend the Copenhagen summit, along with his Environment Minister.

Jewish Groups Call for Climate Change [JTA]
The Building Freeze is Bad for the Environment [Arutz Sheva]

Israel Lobs ‘IKEA’ Dis at Sweden

Dept. of ‘Oh, snap!’

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A top priority for Sweden during its current possession of the European Union’s rotating six-month presidency was to get the association’s 26 other member states to sign a proposal to split Jerusalem into the capitals, respectively, of Israel and a future Palestinian state. Additionally, the Swedish document explicitly called for said Palestinian state to be established along the pre-1967 lines: “Europe calls for an independent, democratic, contiguous and viable state of Palestine, comprising the West Bank and Gaza and with east Jerusalem as its capital,” the original proposal said, hitting most of the magic words. Israel lobbied against this document, and was successful. However, Sweden still managed last week to get 27 signatures on a milder “draft statement” that declares, “If there is to be a genuine peace, a way must be found through negotiations to resolve the status of Jerusalem as the future capital of two states.”

Israel’s response to that event, which was communicated through a Foreign Ministry official on background and which references Sweden’s iconic national company, ought to be savored, like a really expensive glass of wine. “The peace process in the Middle East,” Israel said, “is not like IKEA furniture. It takes more than a screw and a hammer, it takes a true understanding of the constraints and sensitivities of both sides, and in that Sweden failed miserably.” (Our bold.) Because we’re journalists, whose main bias is not for a particular side as much as for a good story, we hope that Sweden’s rebuttal is forthcoming. In fact, we hope it mentions how difficult it is to get through the stubborn sole of a Teva sandal.

Israeli Officials to Sweden: Middle East Peace is Not Like IKEA Furniture [Haaretz]

Previously: Swede Dreams

Hipsters Take Bike Lane Battle to the Street (Literally)

Activists caught repainting Brooklyn’s Bedford Avenue

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As we reported last Friday, a contested bike lane that runs through an ultra-Orthodox neighborhood in Brooklyn was abruptly removed by New York’s Department of Transportation, stoking tensions between the neighborhood’s hipsters (who bike) and Satmar Hasidim (who don’t, and don’t like to see immodestly dressed riders doing it, either). At that point, it was still only rumor—well, and logic—that suggested that the New York mayor’s office, whose boss was recently running for a third term, had removed the lanes as part of a political deal with the Satmars. However, the New York Post now asserts that “a source close to Mayor [Michael] Bloomberg said removing the lanes was an effort to appease the Hasidic community just before last month’s election.”

Anyway, the fight for the streets of Williamsburg continues: in the wee hours of yesterday morning, a small group of black-clad bike activists quietly began to repaint the 14-block stretch of Bedford Avenue bike lane that the DOT had sandblasted. Not quietly enough, though: two of them were apprehended by the Shomrim, the Satmar neighborhood watch group, who called the cops. (No one was arrested.) Before they were caught, the vigilante cyclists filmed themselves repainting the lanes. Anarchy!

Hipsters Repaint Bike Lanes in Brush Off to Hasids [New York Post]

Möbius Bagel

How to make the first meal of the day the most interesting

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The linked bagel, with cream cheese.(GeorgeHart.com)

If breakfast is about starting the day right, then it should be more than just nutritious and delicious—it should be fun, too. In that spirit, scholar and sculptor George Hart presents the linked bagel, complete with a handy guide to how to do it yourself. (Hart draws the various points and lines on the bagel where you should cut; when you do it, though, you might want to leave your bagel unblemished, unless you have a particular jones for the taste of Sharpie.) Note how the extra surface area allows you to unguiltily increase your cream cheese intake. What Bart Simpson once said to his little sister Lisa, we now say to Mr. Hart: “I can’t believe it! You’ve actually found a practical use for geometry!”

Mathematically Correct Breakfast [GeorgeHart.com]

Today on Tablet

We talk to the Palestinian PM, and more

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Today in Tablet Magazine, Michael Weiss profiles Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, a Western-trained technocrat whose apolitical leadership “provides what seems to be Palestinians’ best hope for a more functional future.” Book critic Adam Kirsch reviews a biography of Vilna ghetto hero and later-life Israeli poet Abba Kovner, who “found an alternative to helplessness” by leading a few Jews out of their doomed city to fight, guerilla-style, under the Red Army’s auspices. And don’t forget to consult The Scroll throughout the day.

Europe’s Jews Oppose Swiss Minaret Ban

Though law doesn’t affect them, concern still felt

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Berlin’s Khadja Mosque, last week.(Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

The conventional thinking goes that European Jews are fearful of Europe’s growing Muslim community, which has frequently incubated anti-Semitism in the same cities where many Jews reside. On the other hand, the two groups are both religious and ethnic minorities who tend to be more observant and pronounced in their beliefs than their countries’ white and Christian majorities—majorities, by the way, whose historic track record of tolerance toward folks who are ostentatiously different than they are is a good deal less than admirable.

This common perspective is why prominent European Jews and Jewish groups have actually been among the loudest voices decrying Switzerland’s recent ban, which passed late last month with a 57 percent majority, of the construction of minarets specifically alongside mosques. The Board of Deputies of British Jews said the vote gave “succor to the unacceptable politics of unlimited hate being peddled around Europe by right-wing extremists,” while the two main Swiss Jewish groups opposed the measure. Ditto the head of the Conference of European Rabbis, as well as France’s Chief Rabbi, who went so far as to condemn the measure especially for the way it fixated uppn Islam, noting “the discrimination that it introduces by authorizing the construction of church steeples and tall buildings by all other religions except Islam.” (Stateside, the Anti-Defamation League opposed the ban.)

In Haaretz, columnist Shlomo Avineri compared the minaret rule to Switzerland’s 1893 (and still operative) law against kosher animal slaughter. “The same circles that sought to prevent Jewish immigration by banning kosher slaughter over a century ago now seek to end Muslim immigration by banning mosque minarets,” he argued. Behind both, he suggested, lies “a deep-rooted animosity on the part of large swathes of Swiss society toward those who are seen as foreign and different.” And although the target of the Swiss ban is Muslims, not Jews—the ban is jerry-rigged so that it applies only to Muslims—Avineri is not conducting an idle history lesson: a study released only last Sunday found that anti-Semitism in Europe continues to rise. The silver lining to the Swiss ban? Two groups who are generally at odds with each other are beginning to realize that, in their “difference,” they are similarly situated.

What Do Mosque Minarets and Kosher Slaughter Have in Common? [Haaretz]

Daybreak: Oren States Bibi’s Case

Plus Edward Sanders R.I.P., N.J. gay marriage, and more in the news

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• Israeli Ambassador (and prominent journalist) Michael Oren takes to the Wall Street Journal op-ed page to defend Prime Minister Netanyahu’s temporary construction freeze and call on the Palestinians to reciprocate. [WSJ]
• Edward Sanders, a one-time American Israel Public Affairs Committee head and adviser to President Carter who rose to prominence during the 1973 oil crisis, died, of cancer, at 87. [LAT]
• Syria has agreed to negotiate openly with Israel without preconditions and with French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy as mediator, according to Netanyahu. [Haaretz]
• A committee narrowly passed New Jersey’s gay marriage bill, setting up a vote of the state’s full Senate. [NYT]
• The U.S. death rate from colon cancer (to which Ashkenazim are particularly susceptible) will drop significantly, reaching half its 2000 level in 2020, a new report predicts. [Vos Iz Neias?]

Sundown: Explaining Hitler’s Hatred

Plus is the construction freeze bad for the environment?

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• A new book offers a theory for the central place anti-Semitism held in Nazi ideology: Hitler’s mother, who had breast cancer, died after receiving the then-standard treatment—administered, as it happened, by a Jewish doctor. [Haaretz]
• Environmental groups from “Judea” and “Samaria” argue that the temporary West Bank construction freeze is bad for the environment, because some necessary infrastructure is not yet completed. [Arutz Sheva]
The New Yorker’s “Shouts and Murmurs” humor column this week contains fractured Hanukkah stories. [The New Yorker]
• A venerable fish market has been sued for alleged sexual and racial employment harassment at its Brooklyn location. According to the complaint, some slurs incorporated both the alleged victims’ race (black) and the alleged perpetrators’ (Jewish). [NBC New York]
• In the middle of last night, police arrested two men who were trying to spray-paint over the new, controversial Bedford Avenue bike path in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. [Vos Iz Neias?]
The Miami Herald’s report of the 75th birthday party that Naomi Sisselman Wilzig, who is the widow of an Auschwitz survivor and the operator of the World Erotic Art Museum, must be read to be believed. [Miami Herald]

Mamet’s New Play Receives Mixed Reviews

‘Race’ tackles just that

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Mamet at the 2008 TriBeCa Film Festival.(Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for TriBeCa Film Festival)

There are few active playwrights whose new plays constitute events in and of themselves, but David Mamet, who is also the author of Nextbook Press’s The Wicked Son, surely belongs in that elite handful, and last night’s opening of his Race is one of those events. The play, which is running at Broadway’s Ethel Barrymore Theatre, is a rapid four-person drama (albeit with much humor: it is, after all, by Mamet) about three lawyers, two black and one white, who are defending a white man accused of raping a young black girl.

Reviews so far have been mixed. The New York Times concluded, “Despite the tension of its subject, and an abundance of the corkscrew plot twists for which Mr. Mamet is known, Race lacks real dramatic tension” (the review did reserve special praise for lead actor James Spader). “His ideas lack their usual polemical bite and there’s something tentative about the overall vision,” the Los Angeles Times agrees. USA Today, however, gives Mamet “credit for a briskly entertaining, if flawed, study.” And Bloomberg’s critic advises, “You can relish Race quite independently of whether you consider it bravura or bravado.” Mamet, whose plays themselves are frequently obsessed with language and talking, if nothing else seems always able to provoke a discussion.

The Wicked Son: Anti-Semitism, Self-Hatred, and the Jews [Nextbook Press]

Sen. Lieberman Walks to Work on Shabbat

Trudges through snow for vote on health care

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Sen. Lieberman at a committee meeting in November.(Tim Sloan/AFP/Getty Images)

Everyone knows that Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Connecticut) is an Orthodox Jew, and everyone knows that observant Jews don’t do work on Shabbat. But we also know that for every rule there is an exception, and this weekend Lieberman exercised one—literally—in order to be present for the Senate debate on the health-care reform bill. On Saturday, the Connecticut senator walked nearly five miles, from his Georgetown synagogue to the Capitol, and once there cast a nay vote on a Republican amendment on Medicare spending cuts. His dedication to both his religion and his job is all the more notable because Saturday marked not just the Jewish day of rest but also the first snowfall in Washington, D.C., this winter. Lieberman told The Hill newspaper that it is okay to bend the rules when the good of the community is at stake. But “good of the community” is in the eye of the beholder: today, and despite his vote Saturday (which found Lieberman joining with Democrats), a progressive group launched a new television ad attacking Lieberman for his continued opposition to a government-backed insurance system. Shavuah tov, senator!


Lieberman Faces a Long, Chilly Walk to Saturday’s Healthcare Debate
[The Hill]

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