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IDF Delivers Babies, One Named ‘Israel’

‘No one except the Israeli hospital has taken any of our patients’

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The baby Israel with mom, IDF hospital staffers(IDF)

CNN reports that the Israel Defense Force’s emergency medical facility in Haiti is far and away the most capable and state-of-the-art there right now. (As of Monday, according to the report, not even the United States had established such a facility.) Located in a Port-au-Prince soccer field, the hospital has operating rooms, a radiology department, an intensive care unit, and a children’s division. Doctors in its maternity ward have delivered at least a dozen babies, according to the IDF. The very first infant born there, pictured, was named “Israel” by her mother.

Also, IDF rescue crews have been deployed to try to save victims of the earthquake that struck the Caribbean country one week ago.

Please consider giving to the American Jewish World Service’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund, here. You can also text “Haiti” to 90999 to automatically donate $10 to the American Red Cross’s relief efforts.

Finally, you can get updates on the IDF’s activities in Haiti by visiting—where else?—http://twitter.com/idfinhaiti.

Haiti Earthquake: Mother Delivers Baby in a Disaster Zone [ABC News]
Israel Crews Rescue University Student from Haiti Rubble [Haaretz]

Daybreak: Germany’s Historic Anti-Iran Stand

Plus a pope defends another, the ‘couch crisis,’ and more in the news

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• After the first-ever summit between Germany and Israel, Chancellor Angela Merkel announced she would seek harsher sanctions against Iran for its alleged nuclear violations. [NYT]
• Pope Benedict XVI defended Pius XII, the controversial pontiff who is now up for sainthood. During the Holocaust, Benedict said, the Vatican gave European Jews “hidden and discreet” help. [WSJ]
• Jordanian sources claim that Iran orchestrated last week’s attack on an Israeli diplomatic convoy traveling through their country. [JPost]
• Defense Minister Ehud Barak met with his Turkish counterpart in Ankara. The two sides said they hope the diplomatic to-do now known as the “couch crisis” can be put behind them. [Haaretz]
• “This was a colossal mistake on the part of Israeli diplomacy,” says a former Israeli envoy to Turkey in a helpful interview. [LAT]
• The U.S. believes Syria is letting Hezbollah train there with advanced anti-aircraft missiles. [Haaretz]

Sundown: Abbas Says He Fears Israeli Assassination

Plus happy 100th to a New York knishery, and more

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• Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas told an Egyptian news agency that Israel killed Yasser Arafat, and he is worried he will meet the same fate. [Arutz Sheva]
• Legendary Lower East Side knishery Yonah Schimmel’s celebrated its 100th anniversary. [City Room]
• Hamas asked Egypt to stop building an underground wall along its border with Gaza. The wall is intended to slow smuggling. [Ynet]
• A (apparently non-Jewish) Labour member of Britain’s House of Lords announced that the nation’s Jewish community feels “under constant attack.” He pointed to a recent rise in anti-Semitic incidents. [AP/Vos Iz Neias?]
• Kadima Party leader Tzipi Livni said that Turkey, with which Israel is on icy terms, must choose between moderation and Islamic fundamentalism. [JPost]
• Speaking of which, one Turkish human rights group announced plans to try to lodge war-crimes charges in its country against Israeli Defense Minister (and former Prime Minister) Ehud Barak. [Haaretz]

Why They Hate ‘Why Jews Hate Palin’

A detailed analysis of controversial ‘Commentary’ essay

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Can’t get enough of hating on Jennifer Rubin’s controversial Commentary essay, “Why Jews Hate Palin”? The Atlantic’s Website has a nice compendium of angry reactions to Rubin’s article, grouped under one of three problems that they accuse the essay of having:

• No Evidence That Jews, in Particular, Hate Palin
• Conflates Jews and Liberals
• Recycles Every Anti-Semitic Jewish Stereotype Known to Man

If anyone notices anything detailing why the haters are wrong and Rubin is right, do please leave it in the comments.

The Three Biggest Problems With ‘Why Jews Hate Palin’ [TheAtlanticWire]

Related: Why Jews Hate Palin [Commentary]

Earlier: Why We Hate Her

Why You Should Root For the Chargers

NFL playoffs continue this weekend

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Antonio Garay in 2006, when he was a mere Chicago Bear.(Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

It’s because of their Jewish quotient!

Kaplan’s Korner breaks it down: of the eight remaining playoff teams, the San Diego Chargers have two Jews (David Binn and Antonio Garay), the Dallas Cowboys also have two Jews (Igor Olshansky and Kyle Kosier), and the Minnesota Vikings have one (Sage Rosenfels). It’s probably not worth letting Rosenfels sway you in favor of the Vikings: he’s an aging back-up quarterback who gets very little playing time due to Minnesota’s aging starting quarterback, Brett Favre. Nor should you root for the Cowboys, ever.

So go Chargers! Phillip Rivers is the NFL’s most exciting young quarterback. Running back LaDanian Tomlinson (and, yes, Coach Norv Turner) deserve a Super Bowl win. As do the Chargers, a venerable franchise that dates back to the American Football League’s founding 50 years ago but has yet to bring home a Lombardi Trophy. To get prepared for this weekend’s game—San Diego hosts the New York Jets on Sunday at 4:40 P.M., EST—check out this new profile (via Kaplan’s Korner, natch) of Chargers defensive tackle Antonio Garay.

Oh, and for the record, the favorites will win this weekend (home team in caps):

NO (-7) over Arizona; INDIANAPOLIS (-6.5) over Baltimore; MINNESOTA (-2.5) over Dallas; New York (+7.5) over SAN DIEGO—but San Diego wins the game.

Samson Ain’t Got Nothin’ On These Guys [Kaplan’s Korner]

Jewish Charger Antonio Garay Strives to Help Bring San Diego a Super Bowl Championship [San Diego Jewish World]

Poll: Blumenthal Set To Win Seat

Next Jewish Senate candidate is likely the next Jewish senator

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Blumenthal announcing his candidacy last week in Connecticut.(Douglas Healey/Getty Images)

Richard Blumenthal, the long-time Democratic Connecticut attorney general who is running for Sen. Christopher Dodd’s soon-to-be open seat, is sitting very pretty according to a new poll. Quinnipiac University—which is known and respected for its national polls, but is actually in Connecticut—found Blumenthal positively walloping his three most likely Republican opponents (one of whom is Linda McMahon, the wife of professional wrestling honcho Vince McMahon). We’re talking leads of several touchdowns here, which is perhaps unsurprising given Blumenthal’s astonishing 84 percent approval rating. “Blumenthal’s job approval is unbelievably high, higher than any other politician we’ve ever measured, other than former President George W. Bush after 9/11,” said the poll’s director. Hey, it was enough to get Bush re-elected, right?

Blumenthal Body Slams Republicans in Connecticut [Quinnipiac University]

Earlier: Meet the Likely Next Jewish Senator

Who Built The Pyramids? Not the Jews

Newly discovered tombs indicate laborers were paid

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Nope, no one he knew built pyramids.(Cafe Americain)

We were once slaves in the land of Egypt, until the Lord with His outstretched hand did His thing. But, while in Egypt, whatever we were doing, we probably weren’t building the pyramids. Mud-brick tombs discovered last week purportedly demonstrate that the builders of the famous pyramids at Giza were paid laborers, probably drawn from the ranks of poor Egyptians, and not slaves, Jewish or otherwise. Part of the reason to think this is that these laborers received lavish burials for their services—“No way would they have been buried so honorably if they were slaves,” says an Egyptian archaeologist.

So where did the whole Jews-built-the-pyramids idea originate? (C’mon, you thought so, admit it!) Exodus refers to the Jews’ “backbreaking labor,” but does not specify what that labor was. You can blame Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin, who in 1977 said the Jews built the pyramids. Blame it on Orientalism, if that is your thing. But most of all, say experts? Blame it on Hollywood. Sure, why not!

Egypt Says Jewish Slaves Didn’t Build Pyramids [Christian Science Monitor]

Next Year, The Quake May Be in Jerusalem

And Israel is not ready for it

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The disaster in Haiti is bringing attention to the fact that Israel is more or less due for an earthquake of its own. It experiences a major one roughly once every 80 years; the last one was in 1927, and every year that passes without one increases one’s chances of occurring the next year. The epicenter in 1927 was the Dead Sea (the main rift runs along the Jordan Valley), and registered a 6.2 on the Richter scale. Haaretz’s reporter writes:

Most schools and hospitals in Israel were constructed before new building codes—which take into account the effects of earthquakes—were enacted. Moreover, some 50,000 residential buildings in Israel do not meet the new codes and are expected to collapse in the event of an earthquake. … Billions of shekels are invested in the defense budget, and this is seen as an obvious investment, but reinforcing hospitals or schools so they can withstand earthquakes and their aftermath receives no allotment.

Maybe Haiti can serve as a wake-up call.

Israel is Due, and Ill Prepared, for Major Earthquake [Forward/Haaretz]

Today on Tablet

Tropper’s powerful ex-sponsor, a ‘Jersey Shore’ haftorah, and more

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Today in Tablet Magazine, Senior Writer Allison Hoffman continues coverage of the sex scandal surrounding Rabbi Leib Tropper with a profile of 32-year-old Guma Aguiar, the eccentric celebrity owner of Jerusalem’s basketball and soccer teams who used to sponsor Tropper and, as chance would have it, was forcibly committed to a mental hospital yesterday. Staff Writer Marissa Brostoff chats with Rebecca Goldstein—author of Nextbook Press’s Betraying Spinoza—about her new novel, 36 Arguments for the Existence of God. If you’ve been following Vanessa Davis’s graphic memoir (and if you haven’t, you’ve been missing out), you will want to see the final installment. In his weekly haftorah column, Liel Leibovitz shows what Ezekiel has to teach The Situation and the other denizens of Jersey Shore. The Scroll is just glad it wasn’t the first one to mention that show.

Gehry Speaks Out on Canceled Museum Project

Contradicting Tablet, he says move is not political

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Gehry in Brooklyn, New York, in April 2008.(Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Celebrated architect Frank Gehry has denied his partner’s contention—reported in Tablet Magazine—that their firm ceased to participate in the plans for a Museum of Tolerance in Jerusalem due to “perceived political sensitivities.”

In Michael Z. Wise’s Tablet Magazine story, published yesterday, Gehry Partners design partner Craig Webb said the firm was “no longer involved in the project,” and added, “It is politically very sensitive.” The statement likely referred to the museum’s proposed site on a centuries-old Muslim cemetery and the subsequent chorus that has demanded it be built elsewhere. (Others have taken issue with Gehry’s futuristic design; they argue it is incompatible with Jerusalem’s stone cityscape. Wise wrote that the museum as Gehry designed it “would hardly have ranked among Gehry’s finest creations.”)

But! The Simon Wiesenthal Center’s founder, Rabbi Marvin Hier, said yesterday in a statement (which is not online; we received it via email) that, in fact, it was the Center that chose to go in a different direction. And right there to confirm this assertion was Gehry himself. Said the architect (who, for the record, is Jewish): “Unfortunately, our staff and resources are committed to other projects around the globe, and thus I will not be able to participate in the redesign effort. Contrary to a published report quoting my partner Craig Webb, this parting has nothing whatsoever to do with perceived political sensitivities.” That would be Tablet Magazine’s published report. Gehry went on to give the “vitally important” museum his best wishes.

The Center said the switch is intended “to reflect today’s world economic realities.” And Hier praised Gehry: “Frank has done an amazing job and has worked with us at every step of the way to realize our dreams.” Neither Gehry nor Hier was available to comment for Wise’s article.

The Simon Wiesenthal Center’s first Museum of Tolerance opened in Los Angeles in 1993.

Unbuilt [Tablet Magazine]

Daybreak: ‘Terror Cell’ Blamed For Jordan Attack

Plus the Israeli with 17 wives, and more in the news

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• Jordanian authorities arrested several suspects in connection with yesterday’s bombing of a convoy carrying Israeli diplomats from Amman to Israel (an assault in which no one was injured). Jordanian news outlets fingered a “professional terror cell,” and warned of similar future attacks. [JPost]
Haaretz’s military correspondent guesses that the attack was launched by either al-Qaeda affiliates or Hezbollah. Though the attack’s failure was due to sloppy execution, he notes, it also evinced excellent intelligence and thorough planning. [Haaretz]
• Israel’s ambassador to the Dominican Republic, who also is the envoy to Haiti, visited the devastation and briefly saw the Haitian president. “As of yet, there is no one around to provide a solution to this catastrophe,” he related. [Haaretz]
• Goel Ratzon, an Israeli who is the self-appointed leader of a quasi-cult, was arrested for alleged enslavement and sexual abuse. He was living in a compound south of Tel Aviv with his 17 female partners and their “at least 40” children. [NYT]
• An anonymous source claimed that Israel might be open to “proximity talks,” under which a mediator—likely U.S. envoy George Mitchell—would shuttle between it and the Palestinian Authority as a form of peace negotiations. [JPost]
• Leib Frank, a godfather to Israel’s South African community, died at 91. [Haaretz]

Sundown: Turkish Jews Call for Calm

Plus the IDF targets Bar Refaeli, and more

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• The main Jewish interest group in Turkey warned that further tensions with Israel could increase anti-Semitism there. [Ynet]
• The Israeli military is urging a boycott of products endorsed by supermodel Bar Refaeli, due to her alleged draft-dodging—she married and immediately divorced, avoiding mandatory service. So maybe try to do without Passionata lingerie? [Arutz Sheva]
• Do you want to listen to a Yiddish-language cover of the Britney Spears song “Three”? Of course you do. [The Safeword is “Gemara”]
• 7,000 surviving victims of Nazi train transports have sued the German state rail company for compensation should it follow through on plans to expand routes to Polish lines. [Times of London/Vos Iz Neias?]
• Israeli police detained the editor of an English- and Arabic-language, West Bank-based news wire, and have threatened him with expulsion. They accuse him of entering Israel illegally. [Guardian]

Red Sox’s Youkilis Wins Best Jewish Player of ’00s

Though don’t forget Shawn Green!

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In an online poll conducted by card-producing company Jewish Major Leaguers, Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis was voted the best Jewish baseball player of the last decade. Shawn Green, who played his best years with the Toronto Blue Jays and Los Angeles Dodgers, got second place, while Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun finished third.

A couple notes. First, I’d like to take a bow: I previously suggested Youkilis could be considered the ’00’s best Jewish athlete. Second, the objectively arbitrary terms of the debate—the best Jewish ballplayer from 2000-09—skew unfavorably against Green (who was fantastic in the late-’90s and early-’00s before petering out) and Braun (who was a rookie in 2007 and will almost certainly be the best Jewish ballplayer of, say, 2008-2017). Additionally, by Scroll law, every time we mention Youkilis we are obliged to link to this incredible clip.

Finally, the poll’s sponsor, Jewish Major Leaguers, is based … in Boston. So we wouldn’t be surprised if similar polls by them revealed that Larry Bird was the best basketball player of the 1980s, Drew Bledsoe was the best quarterback of the 1990s, and the Red Sox are the greatest team of all time.

Youkilis Wins Vote as Top Jewish Player in 2000s [JTA]

Earlier: Who Is This Decade’s Best Jewish Athlete?

A’jad Detects ‘Zionism’ in Scientist’s Murder

There is no fooling the Iranian president

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Ahmadinejad in Tehran last week.(Atta Kenare/AFP/Getty Images)

Regarding the Iranian physicist who was killed in a bomb blast in Tehran a few days ago, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a theory: the Jews did it. It’s not impossible, or even implausible, that Israel, or the United States, or some Western interest, launched the assassination in order to slow Iran’s nuclear program—a Haaretz columnist posited this yesterday. But Ahmadinejad is not theorizing—he has rigorous scientific proof. The physicist, you see, was killed in the “Zionist style”: “The depth of the enemies’ grudge can be seen in the university professor’s assassination,” he said. “The manner of bomb planting shows a Zionist style and they want to make sure that Iran would not advance.”

What exactly is he saying? Does this mean the killers arrived in Palestine around the turn of the last century to reclaim the land and establish a socialist utopia … and then planted the bomb? Did they work by day at their high-tech start-up, party by night in Tel Aviv’s clubs … and then plant the bomb? Or maybe Ahmadinejad is referring not to Israel but to the underground city of Zion from the Matrix movies? Or the Zion of the Bob Marley song “Zion Train”?

Either way, only time will tell whether Israel’s Zionist style is any match for Iran’s crouching-cricket kung fu style.

Ahmadinejad: Scientist Killed in ‘Zionist Style’ [Ynet]

Related: Iran Scientist Likely Killed By Opponents of Nuclear Program [Haaretz]

Breaking: Israeli Diplomats Attacked in Jordan

No injuries reported

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A convoy of cars carrying Israeli diplomats through Jordan was attacked by a roadside bomb (or perhaps a Molotov cocktail) Thursday evening, local time. No one was injured, and the Israeli ambassador was not present (and is reported safe). The diplomats were traveling from the capital city of Amman to Israel via the Allenby Bridge. They were able to continue after the attack, and have since arrived in Jerusalem. More as more information comes in.

Jordan: Roadside Bomb Against Israel Embassy Staff, None Injured [Arutz Sheva]
Israeli Diplomats Arrive in Jerusalem from Jordan [Arutz Sheva]

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