You may or not be following the tale of Robyn Gardner, the 35-year-old Maryland woman who disappeared in Aruba in August. One Gary Giordano, who is currently stateside (as in, appearing on Good Morning America, is the main suspect, and indeed, according to Aruba solicitor general Taco Stein, the Caribbean nation will seek his extradition once it feels it has enough evidence.

Wait, Taco Stein????

Well, there goes my porn-name idea.

Here’s video of the venerable prosecutor:

Aruba Prosecutor: Giordano Remains Main Subject [AP/The Republic]