• DSK, c’est Depardieu. [Le Monde]
• We have a bunch of Bashar Assad’s emails. Shockingly, Iran has been giving him tips on how to suppress Syria’s uprising. [Guardian]
• A Muslim Tunisian man in Paris set his daughter on fire for seeing a Jewish boy. [Heeb]
• /shakes head at Drake. [GQ]
• Anyone want to buy a totally awesome alternative newspaper? [Poynter]
Happy Pi Day! Here’s what Einstein had to say about it. And here’s two Jews talking about π with a computer.