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Which Jew Will Draper Seduce?

Gaming the upcoming season of ‘Mad Men’

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Don Draper and Dr. Faye Miller.(Mad Men Wiki)

In Season 1, it was department store heiress Rachel Menken Katz. In Season 2 (the season that isn’t very good), it was Bobbie Barrett, the wife and manager of the comedian. And, of course, last season, it was Dr. Faye Miller. It’s a fact: Don Draper, whose creator is one Matthew Weiner, has a thing for Jewish women (and who could blame him!). So which, or which type, will Draper bed this season, which begins Sunday evening on AMC?

5:1 A proto-hippie chick with a conspicuously Jewish name (it is 1966).

7:1 Jane Siegel-Sterling.

10:1 Gloria Steinem.

12:1 An Israeli.

15:1 Rachel Menken Katz again.

20:1 Felicia Cohn Montealegre, a.k.a. Mrs. Leonard Bernstein.

25:1 A character not-so-loosely based on Barbra Streisand.

35:1 A character not-so-loosely based on Susan Sontag.

100:1 None: after all, he’s a happily married man again!

500:1 Foreign Minister Golda Meir.

Related: Jew Pop [Tablet Magazine]

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This is a vulgar post below the high standards of Tablet Magazine. Also: 1:4 a character not so loosely based on your momma. Snap.

Jess says:

If ONLY Rachel Menken would come back. The epsiodes with the two of them were some of the most evocative in the show.

AMC knows its demographics :)

Being an Army dserter, Don should concern himself about being sent to Vietnam or an Army Brig, rather than which Jew to screw next. Each season his secret life is revealed to more people with Vietnam heating up,but I did like Rachel.

Chuck Sheiko says:

I’m sure your title and subject were vetted by Josef Goebbels and A. C. Chamberlain. Since you’re Jikes, I guess you slip under the ADL threshhold.

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Which Jew Will Draper Seduce?

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