Today I Am a Word Processor!

Ridiculous press release promotes virtual b’nai mitzvah

Sundown: Birthright Spreads More than Jew-Love

Plus, a beer becomes a man and crankiness becomes a disease

Today I Am an Actor

Expert tips for the phony bar mitzvah boy

Disengaged

A murky homeland is hard to stand by

Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon

The frenetic, hormonally charged days before a bat mitzvah

Ritual du Jour

Vanessa Ochs studies “bark mitzvahs” and other modern inventions

Today I Am a Fountain Pen

The ritual isn

Return of the Nonexistent

Can a son’s failure to have a bar mitzvah be a mitzvah?

It’s Not About You

Jesse Green’s post-bar mitzvah wrap-up (in sound)

The Big Day

After a year of unpleasant planning (or lack thereof), I found unplanned pleasure at my son’s bar mitzvah