Palestinian children selling presumably untainted gum in Gaza City.(Abid Katib/Getty Images)

Israel’s new secret weapon, according to the latest Hamas allegations—and we’re not making this up—isn’t a nuclear bomb or a long-range missile. It’s bubblegum. That makes you horny. Smuggled into Gaza by Israel. To destroy the youth of Palestine. Because, you know, missiles aren’t sexy enough.

Hamas: Israel Distributes Libido-Increasing Gum in Gaza [Ynet]