The WWE’s SummerSlam went down last night in Brooklyn, where a bearded Jon Stewart, the host of the event, also tipped the scales of a match by shoving a metal chair into wrestler Jon Cena’s gut. But there’s another match brewing…

Making their way to the ring—fighting out of the red corner from “all streams of Judaism” and weighing in at over 60,000 lbs.—here are 340 rabbis who are urging Congress to endorse the nuclear agreement with Iran!

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And now, making their way to the ring—fighting out of the blue corner “as a unified voice across religious denominations” and weighing in at about 145,000 lbs.—here are 800 ordained rabbis who want Congress to “do better” in light of the fact that the “Iranian regime denies basic human rights to its citizens, publicly calls for America’s downfall and Israel’s annihilation, and openly denies the Holocaust!”

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This fight is scheduled for one fall





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