The First Law of Twitter Dynamics states that any authentic celebrity Twitter feed produces an equal and opposite parody Twitter feed. And so Amar’e Stoudemire’s @Amareisreal—which he used to document his recent sojourn in the Holy Land—has in its way given birth to @Amareisntreal. I don’t want to spoil it for you; it’s well done enough (and short enough) that you should give it a quick read.

Earlier: Amar’e Stoudemire’s Excellent Adventure