The happy couple.(Anthony Devlin - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

This morning, in Westminister Abbey in London, His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter Master of Arts, of the House of Windsor (formerly the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha), and the new Duke of Cambridge, married Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine, the new Duchess of Cambridge. It was the least Jewish event ever, despite which thousands of Jewish mothers in America woke up very early to view it. Dare I ask what people thought of the dress?