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• “I would love to be in the Mossad and maybe I am.” –Bar Refaeli, who is playing a spy in a movie (maybe). [AP/Haaretz]

• Lt. Col Shalom Eisner, caught on tape rifle-butting a defenseless protester, was dismissed transferred to another unit. [JTA]

• A profile of the left-wing Israeli lawyer Michael Sfard, whom I interviewed last month. [Forward]

• This is an awesome story involving Karl Marx, Zionism, and—wait for it—UNESCO. [Jewish Review of Books]

• Former Tablet Magazine intern Dvora Meyers has a new e-book out, Heresy on the High Beam: Confessions of an Unbalanced Jewess. Here’s an excerpt. [Jewcy]

• Um … Jackie Mason, everyone! [Page Six]

Mila Kunis is Jewish. So are you. Discuss.