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Potential Dodgers Buyers, in Order of Preference

Historically Jewish, bankrupt franchise will go on the market

Marc Tracy
November 02, 2011
Dodger Stadium.(Wikipedia)
Dodger Stadium.(Wikipedia)

6. Ron Burkle and others. Three words: ‘Air F**k One.’

5. Two guys currently prominent with the Milwaukee Brewers and the Boston Red Sox. You already have teams!

4. Steve Garvey and Orel Hershiser. Would be a nice statement to have former players own the club; would have added benefit of getting Hershisher out of the broadcast booth.

3. Dennis Gilbert. Jew!

1. Anyone who will move the team back to Brooklyn. We back on the map.

Marc Tracy is a staff writer at The New Republic, and was previously a staff writer at Tablet. He tweets @marcatracy.