• “I would love to be in the Mossad and maybe I am.” –Bar Refaeli, who is playing a spy in a movie (maybe). [AP/Haaretz]
• This is an awesome story involving Karl Marx, Zionism, and—wait for it—UNESCO. [Jewish Review of Books]
• Former Tablet Magazine intern Dvora Meyers has a new e-book out, Heresy on the High Beam: Confessions of an Unbalanced Jewess. Here’s an excerpt. [Jewcy]
• Um … Jackie Mason, everyone! [Page Six]
Marc Tracy is a staff writer at The New Republic, and was previously a staff writer at Tablet. He tweets @marcatracy.