S/J/M ISO Golem
And in Queens, not Prague!
If you happen to be a “Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts” (we know you’re out there!), then this Craiglist ad may be for you.
UPDATE: The ad, which requested someone who could make a Golem for the poster, has since been flagged for removal. You know, you’re just going to make the eventual Golem even angrier …