The Dutch celebrate victory over Uruguay.(Roberto Schmidt/AFP/Getty Image)

Tablet Magazine is sticking with The Netherlands, although we know there are good arguments for Spain (and not only from a Jewish perspective—here is why aficionados should be pulling for La Furia Roja).

Anyway, I think we can all agree that:

• You should watch the game on Sunday, at 2:30 pm E.S.T.;

• Youk got screwed;

• Lebron still sucks.

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