Potential Dodgers Buyers, in Order of Preference
Historically Jewish, bankrupt franchise will go on the market
6. Ron Burkle and others. Three words: ‘Air F**k One.’
5. Two guys currently prominent with the Milwaukee Brewers and the Boston Red Sox. You already have teams!
4. Steve Garvey and Orel Hershiser. Would be a nice statement to have former players own the club; would have added benefit of getting Hershisher out of the broadcast booth.
3. Dennis Gilbert. Jew!
1. Anyone who will move the team back to Brooklyn. We back on the map.
Do I Hear One Billion? Possible Bidders for Dodgers [AOL Sporting News]