Ever received an invitation to “make love” and felt immediately, viscerally creeped out by it? You know, in a predatory-older-professor-stroking-the-honey-blonde-hair-of-his-unwitting-freshman-student kind of way? If only you’d had a handy supercut of every single Woody Allen reference to “making love” ever to explain why this is just NOT A SEXY WAY TO TALK ABOUT HAVING SEX.

Thanks to the good folks at Official Comedy, now you do! “Woody Allen Making Love: A Supercut” is an awkward, funny, salient reminder of the fact that while making love is good, actually calling it “making love” is… not.

Enjoy, lovers.

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