• DSK, c’est Depardieu. [Le Monde]
• We have a bunch of Bashar Assad’s emails. Shockingly, Iran has been giving him tips on how to suppress Syria’s uprising. [Guardian]
• A Muslim Tunisian man in Paris set his daughter on fire for seeing a Jewish boy. [Heeb]
• /shakes head at Drake. [GQ]
• Federation’s William Daroff may have shocked Austin with his win in a Nokia-sponsored social media competition, but certainly denizens of Jewish Twitter were unsurprised. [Nokia]
• Anyone want to buy a totally awesome alternative newspaper? [Poynter]
Happy Pi Day! Here’s what Einstein had to say about it. And here’s two Jews talking about π with a computer.
Marc Tracy is a staff writer at The New Republic, and was previously a staff writer at Tablet. He tweets @marcatracy.