Thou Shalt Not Eat Thy Father’s Hummus
Ohio teenager shoots off father’s fingers in fight allegedly over hummus. He’s in big trouble.
July 06, 2016
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19-year-old O-
-hio bro “ate too much of
He allegedly
shot a cop (she’ll live), and his
father’s hand; bye fingers
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Jonathan Zalman is a writer and teacher based in Brooklyn.
